Funny Love Quotations for The Crazy Relationship You Share

Fun should be the key ingredients of all the relationship. Without it, romance will be pretty boring. You need to explore the hilarious side to hear frequent chuckles to light up the mood. Though there is no better feeling than being in love but little fights can happen frequently in every relationship just like the hitting of speed bumps in the journey of love. And funny love quotes are the best medicines to make up with your partner. If you are not in talking term, just send the funny messages on WhatsApp and imagine the reaction. It is always a great feeling to see the smile on the face of that significant one. Here are some funny lines to tell your partner for some exclusive entertaining moments.

  1. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
  2. Girls express their feelings via Tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.
  3. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

  4. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
  5. “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” – David Bissonette
  6. I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. – Anonymous
  7. “If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti
  8. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni
  9. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero
  10. “I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye”. – Anonymous
  11. “Stop waiting for your Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.” – Anonymous
  12. “Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns

  13. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” — Fran Lebowitz
  14. “If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” – Chelsea Peretti
  15. The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. – Anonymous
  16. You are like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life. – Anonymous
  17. “You give me premature ventricular contractions. That’s nerd for “You make my heart skip a beat… :)” – Anonymous
  18. “My husband thinks I’m crazy, however, he’s the one who married me.” – Anonymous

  19. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
  20. I love you more than I love beer. And I really love beer.
cal March 1, 2018 at 3:47 am

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